Boner Drugs and Their Commercials

I’m young enough not to need them, but old enough to know that  maybe, one day, I will. Fact is these drugs obviously provide some value since tons of $ are spent on them annually. But if you’re having difficulty getting or maintaining a stiffy, the drug solution is only part of the cure.  Many times there are cardio-vascular problems or other medical problems the man needs to have checked out. Simply put, see a doctor if you believe you need these drugs.

But what about those of us who are curious about the non-medical benefits of these drugs.  I wouldn’t say I need one of these drugs because 1) I don’t have medical problems requiring them and 2) my lil’ soldier does a fine job standing at attention.  But I’m curious.  What would it be like to have a re-usable boner after getting off the first time?  You know, like the good old days.  Pop-off once, keep going, and soon its hard enough to cut diamonds…(lament being younger).

So I don’t know what it would be like to have a drug-induced rager. Therefore I must depend on the commercials to answer my questions. The results of using these drugs appears to be (in no particular order):

1. I’d be ready ‘to go’ at any given moment.  The brush of my wife’s skin against mine.  Eye contact…when she’s disgusted by me (just kidding).  When the air moves a certain way my dick will get hard.  Terrific!  I basically have no control like when I was in puberty
2. Sex doesn’t actually happen. See, every commercial ends with the couple walking across a meadow, or a hiking trail (which dangles precariously off the proverbial cliff).  It also seems there’s an awful lot of bathtub time once you’ve taken boner drugs.  Commercials seem to consistently end with the horny couple sitting in twin bathtubs imagining what it would have been like if they’d actually had sex.